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Squirrel Someone Should Stab You In The Eye With A Really Hot French Fry Shirt
Original price was: 25 $.23 $Current price is: 23 $.
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Estimated Arrival: Order today (standard shipping) to receive your product in 3-5 days (US) or 7-10 days (EU).
Products are fulfilled and shipped from the United States.
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DETAILED DESCRIPTION
“Got my shirt in just 3 days, and the free shipping was amazing!” That’s what Sarah from Denver just told us. Our customers consistently rave about the speedy delivery and the sheer joy of unboxing their new favorite tee. Thinking about sizes or exchanges? Our return policy is as straightforward as our quality promise. We often hear how the Myshirtusa T-shirts quickly become staples, loved for their comfort and unique designs. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s an instant mood booster.
Now, let’s talk about what truly sets this tee apart, beyond its hilarious message. First off, the design isn’t just slapped on; it’s thoughtfully integrated, with a vibrant, high-quality print that holds up wash after wash unlike some flimsy graphic tees that fade after a couple of cycles. We’re talking about a shirt that truly makes its presence known without being overbearing. Crafted from 100% American Cotton, it feels incredibly soft against your skin, like your favorite worn-in tee from day one. It’s breathable, making it perfect for those unpredictable American weather days, whether you’re catching a summer concert or layering up for a fall football game. The classic unisex fit means it’s relaxed enough for comfort but still stylish, allowing you to easily dress it up or down. Pair it with your go-to distressed jeans and some fresh sneakers for an effortlessly cool street-style vibe, or tuck it into a skirt for a playful, unexpected twist. To keep your awesome tee looking its best, remember to turn it inside out before washing in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat, or even better, hang dry to preserve that vibrant print and fabric integrity. Trust me, treating it right ensures it’ll be a conversation starter for years to come.
“This is honestly the funniest shirt I own. Instant mood lifter!” Jessica L. “Never fails to get a chuckle, truly my favorite new tee!” Mark S.
Ready to add some serious humor and style to your wardrobe? Why blend in when you were born to stand out with the Squirrel Someone Should Stab You In The Eye With A Really Hot French Fry Shirt? Crafted from 100% American Cotton, soft, stretchy, breathable, and yours for just $23. We promise quick 3-5 day delivery in the US. Elevate your everyday style with Myshirtusa!
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Product details
- This product is made to order and fulfilled by Printify. Processing 3–5 business days.
- The T-shirt is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
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Fabric: Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
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Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
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Age restrictions: For adults
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Warranty: EU warranty - 2 years
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Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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Country of origin: Made in Nicaragua
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Dual Printing Techniques: Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
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Care instructions: Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR DESIGNING YOUR OWN T-SHIRT
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Access any product page and select "DESIGN NOW"
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: Choose the font and font style you want to add to the design
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Choose a design background; you can directly select any product image you are viewing, or choose from our two available mockups to design
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Upload the image you want to print on the shirt to the website (you can choose the size, rotation, and mask)
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Click save and create product, and wait a few moments for the website to create your product
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Choose the attributes you want for the shirt and place your order
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The custom design tool on myshirtusa.com is a game-changer! It’s incredibly intuitive and fun to use, allowing me to bring my creative ideas to life in just minutes. The interface is smooth and the possibilities are endless. If you want a unique, high-quality shirt, this is the place!
I love how easy it is to personalize products on myshirtusa.com. The design feature is user-friendly, fast, and professional. It gave me full creative freedom to make my own one-of-a-kind apparel without any hassle. Highly recommended for anyone looking to stand out!
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